One of my colleagues spotted this yesterday, and we just knew it would get picked up by someone, lo and behold the Metro on page 12, well in the Scottish edition anyway, with the super headline "It seems size matters to big city boys".
Yesterday Tesco announced that more of its supersize condoms had been bought in Glasgow than any other city in the UK.
The durex condoms are 10mm longer and 1mm wider than their standard versions. A standard version is for 8inches and supersize is 8.5inches, so Glasgow is the city of the above average boys, well half an inch above average anyway.
Keir Starmer reels in HORROR as Labour loses its outright lead in Scotland,
according to shock new Norstat poll
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Apologies to anyone who thought from the title of this post that it's a
completely new poll - it was in fact published on Monday, so you may have
already...
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