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Saturday, 24 April 2010

STOP - put the chicken sandwich down, move away, it could turn you gay!

That is according to the President of Bolivia, Evo Morales.

Ten out of ten to Pink News for spotting this one.

Speaking to a climate change conference President Morales said;
"The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood."
He added that he only eats non-genetically modified chicken to avoid becoming gay or effeminate.

And wait for it, it gets better.

President Morales also argued that eating treated chicken could also turn men bald.
"Baldness, which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald and it's related to the food they eat. Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things."
Almost everyone in Europe is bald?

Honestly, have you ever read so much crap in your life?

I don't remember eating that much chicken growing up, our family favourite was mince and mash - take from that what you will........

Either there will be massive queues in the supermarket aisles this weekend or everyone will think the President of Bolivia is, well, just very mis-informed.

2 comments:

Martin Veart said...

It must of been minced chicken then Andrew.

Funny enough, a few years ago there was the same nonsense circulating in Russia about female hormones in water which was then used to make beer.

"Beer makes a Bloke Gay".

Have we just cured binge drinking here?

Caron said...

Hilarious - or at least it would be if the guy wasn't in a position of power.

I ate stacks of chicken as a child - it's still one of my favourite foods and I'm not exactly your stereotypical girl:-)

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