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Monday, 18 May 2009

Why I'm fat

I've often wondered.

Is it because of the hours I work?
Is it because I don't exercise enough?
Is it because of my bad diet or sweet tooth?

Apparently not!

Its all because I'm what's known as a short sleeper.

Because I sleep less than average then I eat more so I put more weight on despite using on average 1,000 more calories per day than a long sleeper.

And its true because a scientist says so, so now I know why I'm fat!


Anonymous said...

you are not fat. You are lib dem cuddly :)

Will said...

That's the least anonymous anonymous comment ever.

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